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The Soda Can Golem

Aceline was severely bleeding from her compromised exo-plating as she dashed for the surface. She never thought the sting of the brutal northern winter would feel so good and homely on her chapped and weather beaten face. But it did and she savored it the best she could as she clambered over shattered military-esq relics.

How many people had sought shelter in this literal dump, only to realize at the last possible second that their only hope was a horrible, dirty place? She wouldn’t be the last.

A rusty nail, embedded in some poor sod’s mutilated and moldy forehead ripped a gash in her smart-webbing. Most of what she had in the world spilled to the ground mixing with cigarette butts and rock hard lumps of feces. There were a couple of crunches as glass and over used reactive plastics shattered. Her last grenade rolled off into the inky darkness.

She didn’t bother to check if it was live or not.
(Oh there is more…)

Goleb: D&D fiddling.

I’ve been fiddling with a new Dungeons and Dragons character class for a little while now. This is just a little piece of flash fiction I used as a medium to get some ideas down. The Artisan is more or less a Sorcerer/Wizard combination, a class that uses creativity and artistic talent to produce magic, not arcane knowledge and physical prowess.

Joan smirked and issued a little giggle from the back of her throat as she tinkered with my spell pouch. I wasn’t exactly sure what she was up to, but it was probably something that’d cost me a pretty penny. I had a lot of valuable things in there.

I craned my neck and tried to look over her shoulder, but the woman was enormous. My short legs didn’t help matters.

“What are you doing?”

She paused for a moment, looking over her shoulder. Her clothing was worn and faded; I could see her mottled grey skin.

“Fleesh..”

“… excuse me?”
(Oh there is more…)

Ted The Caver

  • Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 1:13 pm //
  • By: Ed //
  • Category: Reading

If you haven’t read it already, I strongly suggest that you check out this little piece of literary genius. Ted the Caver is an excellent late summers night read for any fan of caving, horror or Lovecraft. The website acts as a sort of journal for a man named Ted who happens upon a rather interesting cave somewhere in the United States. His adventure exploring this so aptly dubbed “mystery cave” with his friend “B” comes to a dramatic and satisfying climax.

I read through it in a single night, but some people would probably find it easier to read in chapter segments.

Reness

  • Friday, May 18, 2007 at 1:21 am //
  • By: Ed //
  • Category: Flash Fiction

Old Reness was coughing up blood when I found him. The old bastard had crossed me two days before and wound up with a round in his back. I thought I had killed him outright, but again the old man had surprised me.

He was tough as a cockroach and twice as ugly. When I came strolling around throught he doorway of the burnt out cathedral he didn’t bother to scramble.

He knew he was breathing his last couple of breaths. So, being the nice guy I was I sat down on a half collapsed pew and offered him a shot of my flask.

Giving me a smile, he pounded back a round. His rugged fingers left greasy smears of oil and blood on the last piece of my past life. I shook my head when he offered it back.

“So, this is the end old man. I have to say, you’re one touch son of a bitch. I tracked you all the way from the airfield to here. It was really a hike for me, how the hell did you manage?”

He paused for a minute, probably trying to scratch and claw onto the last shreads of juice from his busted internal power supply. His blood was already beginning to corrode his exoskin.

“Brunus, how the hell do you think I got here? I fucking walked.”

(Oh there is more…)

Fish: Venting

  • Friday, May 18, 2007 at 1:17 am //
  • By: Ed //
  • Category: Flash Fiction

His neighbors were mating again. Their neon plastered hides belting out colors so bright it blurred the edges of his vision. His entire room appeared to vibrate as the taste of blue invaded the back of his throat with a chalky burning sensation.

Jules groaned and turned over in his bed cradle. He screwed his eyes shut.

“Five more minutes..”

A strobe of purple went off in the far corner of his quarters.

Yawning lazily he opened his eyes to another disgusting morning. Checking the digital clock on his nightstand (the only normal thing on board) he cursed.

That was another hour of sleep he’d never get back.

When he had first signed up for this mission four years ago, it seemed a mysterious and beautiful thing. It was something that couldn’t possibly have any scientific explanation, an enigma like the prime numbers screamed out by black holes or the ruins of Dyson’s Odyssey.

Then he learned it was the way they talked dirty to one another. His view of them after that went a little down hill, to say the least.

It was on that day he had wished he had thought to buy a pair of extra strength sun glasses before leaving human controlled space. It made him feel remarkably dirty to know he was bathing in light that pretty much translated to “smack my ass.”

(Oh there is more…)

Adeli is dead. Long live Adeli.

  • Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 7:35 pm //
  • By: Ed //
  • Category: News

Much like great moments in television history, all good things must come to an end. freedom2operate, Adeli’s former web service provider slipped away in the night, never to return to this earth again. I would personally like to thank each and every member of the f2o team for their years of dedicated service. You’ve allowed me to grow in many ways.

It took over a week to find a hosting provider that didn’t suck. There were a couple of false hopes. But with the help of Kyle I managed to stumble upon this treasure. I hope freeweb7 treats me as well as freedom2operate has.

Content will be coming soon. I’d appreciate comments.